Cam’s Top 10: Taglines Better Than The Movies

Be afraid, be very afraid… 

A great tagline used to be a film’s ultimate selling point, before the online age ushered in paramount access to articles, concept art, trailers and much more. The best example from the stone age is Alien. Ridley Scott’s 1979 masterpiece established mouth-watering anticipation with seven words and one comma: “In space, no-one can you scream.” The tricky thing is, a snappy phrase is leagues below the craft of filmmaking, which is why some average/terrible movies actually have fantastic taglines. Here are my 10 favourite examples, ranging from genuinely epic to rather hilarious.

10. “He’s in town with a few days to kill.” – Predator 2

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9. “Check In. Relax. Take a Shower.” – Psycho (the remake)

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8. “Saving the world takes a little Hart and a big Johnson.” – Central Intelligence

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7. “He was dead… but he got better.” – Crank 2: High Voltage

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6. “Science created him… now Chuck Norris must destroy him.” – Silent Rage

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5. “On May 6th … see Paris die!” – House of Wax

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4. “The coast is toast.” – Volcano 

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3. “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…” – Jaws 2

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2. “Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States.” – The Day of the Dolphin

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1. “Whoever wins, we lose…” – Alien vs Predator

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What are your favourite taglines? Let me know in the comments or give me a tweet.

Cameron Frew – @FrewFilm

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Author: Cameron Frew

Freelance film writer. Words on Flickering Myth, Bloody Disgusting, Movie Corner UK and Jumpcut Online. My five favourite films are: 1. The Goonies 2. Forrest Gump 3. The Shawshank Redemption 4. Warrior 5. Whiplash

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